I'm entitled to be two-sided because I'm a Gemini. If you don't agree, well, too bad! I don't have to be nice or politically correct or uncensored on this page. At least I don't think I have to. You can choose to read or not to read. I'm okay with it either way. :)
I was thinking about posting on my other blog about my annoying hemorrhoids but realized not everyone wants to hear me bitch and rant. That is why I have this blog, right? I need to start using it. I have plans for a few future posts. Things like: morning breath from the nether regions and (of course) my hemorrhoids.
Also, I think I'm going to be getting a church calling. Yikes!! That should make for some fun posts. The last time I had one of those I used my famous line "I don't give a freakin' freak what your mom says!" I asked Elder Hall to pass that story on to the Bishop in hopes that I wouldn't get called to anything but I'm afraid it's too late.
